Justin Sythes

AKA: Sid, Syvaldo, Captain CONGU, Cock-Out Sid,  The Stokes Stoker, Shabba

DOB: 22-06-1971

Sartorial Style: Always evolving. Always smart. Always synthetic. Always cheap

Home Club: NOMAD

Lowest Recorded Handicap: 12

Best MADJIC finish: Winner 2008, 2009

Bio: The sort of MADJIC record that merits a song from Baddiel and Skinner; lamenting missed opportunities, expressing pride and hurt and voicing long-harboured dreams of glory.

Justin is a hugely competitive golfer who evokes everything that MADJIC stands for; camaraderie, competitive spirit, new clobber, fun. But most importantly he knows it’s about the golf and deep down inside he’s tortured. Eviscerated even. And as our Chairman and a 2-time winner back in the days of Black and white TV, we feel for him.

He’s got the game and can grind out points, but there are questions over his mental fortitude that need answering. If he can get his short game working and remain ‘zen’ when Baz is sniping from behind, I think he has enough to get the trinity of stars his game deserves