David Frost

AKA: Frosty, Frosty The Showman, Grey Van Man, The Handicap Haggler

DOB: 05-08-73

Sartorial Style: Golf meets media

Home Club: Nomad

Lowest Recorded Handicap: 28

Best MADJIC finish: 2nd 2015

Bio: No longer just along for the ride, Dave wants it. And he wants it bad. And he’s willing to go down the range and not tell anyone about it to get it.

New clubs? Check. New flashy red gold shirt? Check. Wild drives? Check.

He’s got some game no doubt. Could he? Maybe. Unlikely. But maybe.

What is for 100% sure though is that he will keep us all waiting at dinner whilst he gives the waitress the third degree. ‘She doesn’t know where the fish was spawned Frosty, just fucking order it so we can eat’